IMG_0762

September 24, 2020

Y'all know what I'm talking about. How could we not talk about it--everything? When I catch up with my friends lately we release the litany of what's going on and then remember as an after thought, the pandemic. We just crested 6 months and we're used to it. How weird...

February 29, 2020

|

People laughed enough that I was happy with this performance, but my goal is to make them laugh more.

xxxx

E

February 4, 2020

Here's a teaser of my new erotic short fiction, Shopped Girl. This short story was inspired by my tenure working the desk at my store, being "shopped" by customers, being perceived of as part of the inventory. Purchase the full thing here. Scroll down for a snippet.

Per...

January 23, 2020

|

Let me make something clear. I hate sharing my feelings so much I wrote a poem about it. It might not seem that way because I can talk about my insides in these blogposts, but what I mean is crying. What I mean is "weakness." This morning I had a crying jag. I immediat...

January 14, 2020

|

I'm so tired y'all. I'm so so so so so tired. But, life rolls forward and all these big and small schemes I've put into motion are starting to manifest. It's both thrilling and more terrifying. Lately I feel like this content has been so "whoa look I'm changing" "whoa...

December 11, 2019

|

Recently, I returned home from the gym feeling pretty good. I made dinner for my partner and his friend who were making music in the office and I was struck by the pattern of behavior I seem to keep repeating. Over the course of the last year, I've sincerely been check...

November 2, 2019

|

As a twin, sharing has been a theme of my ENTIRE LIFE. I mean, share a womb, share a room right? While my sister and I did our part to maintain our individuality, we still "shared" a lot--you can draw a line down the middle of it all you want. No matter. The relevance...

October 8, 2019

|

Over the last 10 years, I've been a smoker. Of course, I didn't really consider myself a smoker until about a year ago, when I bought the shop and escalated to a pack a day. I started because I was in love with a smoker, and because I wanted to "get dead all cool." I m...

September 17, 2019

|

The short and short of it is if I didn't have so many other GREAT qualities, I might have some patience. But, because I'm slammed with other nice things, I lack it. I lack it so hard. Here I am, mourning my ability to wait while I panic about the shop. We've discussed...

Please reload

About  

Vulgar, bike riding, record slinging, book reading poet with a passion for pool and the Midwest. 

  • Facebook Basic Black
  • Twitter Basic Black
  • Black Instagram Icon

© 2023 by Ad Men. Proudly created with Wix.com