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April 2, 2017

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I wish I had the energy to write you guys every night but I don't. You don't know how long it took for someone (who's freewriting, intoxicated and truly very cold but too lazy to get up and put on a sweater.) to draft this blog post. I'm writing and woozy, writing afte...

March 24, 2017

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Not fucking them over but actually fucking them. 

I'm a hypocrite--always have been. I will give you the best advice but 9/10 it's something I know I should be doing or should have done in a particular situation. And most recently, I kept spewing this idea: "Don't fuck...

March 7, 2017

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Hello people. I'm sorry to leave you high and dry for so long but I've been capital B-U-S-Y. I got the job I really wanted that I didn't think I'd get and started work pretty much immediately, aka last Monday, after finding out I won my interview on Thursday the week b...

February 24, 2017

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See parts 2&3 here!

The official playlist is up on Spotify. Eventually I'll get around to making this a YouTube playlist for those of you who don't use Spotify. 

31. I Hope He Dies: River by the Belle Game

She said it wasn’t mu...

February 15, 2017

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Here are the next twenty songs/poetry excerpts.

11. Cameron in the Driveway: Houdini Crash by Buke & Gase

I knew the only way to love Cameron
was as Buffy on Halloween.
A blonde wig to become
a blonde. People yelled at me
riding my bike, understanding
that blondes do hav...

January 5, 2017

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Many of you have heard this story but I'm feeling the need to put it all down. Right now I'm baking a cake and listening to a horror podcast and you know what? I've got a horror story in me and I've got the time to write it so why not.

It all began with Poopy, my 1.5 ye...

December 14, 2016

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Today I undertook the lauded task of paying it forward. I managed to catch the early bus this morning but only because a man held it up by taking forever to load his bike on the front. Because it was snowy, I didn’t want to run and die but fortunately, his dawdling was...

December 12, 2016

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The holidays mean I’m booked solid. Every weekend, there’s something to do, somewhere to go, parents to see. This season isn’t much different. Except—and I don’t really know what to say here; I’ve typed it and backspaced a lot—except, this year, I experienced the first...

December 9, 2016

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I’ve become a news junkie, mad, compulsive since the first debates over a year ago. Right now, as I try to write in my office, with the door shut, literally every pet in here making a racket because Leah is asleep and they want to be on the bed like they usually are in...

December 8, 2016

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Hello website. Hello identity constructing machine. Jesus H Macy I just recently started the whole twittering thing and I’m having a crisis with the public/private, which I haven’t thought about since Woolf. I cleaned my entire house before writing this. You know, I th...

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Vulgar, bike riding, record slinging, book reading poet with a passion for pool and the Midwest. 

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