May 1, 2018


Friends, family, general public, and all who care, 

I have insane news to share with you that's been brewing for the last few months. The short and short of it is I AM NOW A BUSINESS OWNER. 

 *this is the first draft of a design for the shop by the brilliant Maria Iqbal!...

April 5, 2018


Look at this funny *artistic* pic of me at 16. It's a good metaphor for this post.

I can't believe it's been over a month since I wrote anything but tbh winter galls me. Also I've been in crushland crushing on a sweet virgo and I needed some time to just be busy and for...

February 17, 2018


Something has been rumbling under the surface of the Fountain Square music community for the last month or so, and while I want to talk directly about it, I have a more comprehensive point. Let me start by telling you a few stories. 

I have this friend who I always like...

February 12, 2018


So I'm aching. I did something horrible to my shoulder playing pool or doing stupid back-bends or having sex idk. And I was about to go to bed feeling a little guilty because I promoted my "funny" blog today but I've only been writing about seasonal depression lately--...

January 30, 2018


During winter, I mostly complain. It tends to astound me that I'm so sad all the time even though it's been pretty consistent since moving to the Midwest. Until I was 13, I'd never suffered through a winter. Growing up in California, it was all sun, all the time. So th...

January 10, 2018


To start: many thanks to the folks who read this and encourage me. I wouldn't be hammering away at these keys if Molly Jane didn't send me a text this morning to say she was looking forward to the next post because I've been so insular lately. Insular is my new favorit...

January 1, 2018


Those of you who spend a lot of time with me have no doubt noticed something in the last month or so. I've been more withdrawn, tired, and cranky. There was a brief spell in early December when I tried to do my same old same old, find a person to fuck and feel better r...

November 27, 2017


I have this chronic problem. I blame it on my obsession with intuition--for those of you who haven't really seen this, I'm pretty convinced I'm a bit psychic. Yes, I joke about it but those jokes are really just a way for me to pad the situation for any observing parti...

November 21, 2017


Manifest destiny. Capitalism. Authority. Property. Power. These words are wedged into the spinal column of the United States and right now they're facing disruption. We've all heard about the #metoo campaign and the subsequent reporting. Since Weinstein, over 30 men ha...

November 15, 2017


Once, I asked my friend this weird question: if your brain was actually a physical room inside your head, what would it look like? And, how would your thoughts be stored? This is something I think about often but I'd never been able to parse it for others before. One o...

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Vulgar, bike riding, record slinging, book reading poet with a passion for pool and the Midwest. 

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