February 29, 2020


People laughed enough that I was happy with this performance, but my goal is to make them laugh more.



January 23, 2020


Let me make something clear. I hate sharing my feelings so much I wrote a poem about it. It might not seem that way because I can talk about my insides in these blogposts, but what I mean is crying. What I mean is "weakness." This morning I had a crying jag. I immediat...

January 14, 2020


I'm so tired y'all. I'm so so so so so tired. But, life rolls forward and all these big and small schemes I've put into motion are starting to manifest. It's both thrilling and more terrifying. Lately I feel like this content has been so "whoa look I'm changing" "whoa...

December 11, 2019


Recently, I returned home from the gym feeling pretty good. I made dinner for my partner and his friend who were making music in the office and I was struck by the pattern of behavior I seem to keep repeating. Over the course of the last year, I've sincerely been check...

November 2, 2019


As a twin, sharing has been a theme of my ENTIRE LIFE. I mean, share a womb, share a room right? While my sister and I did our part to maintain our individuality, we still "shared" a lot--you can draw a line down the middle of it all you want. No matter. The relevance...

October 8, 2019


Over the last 10 years, I've been a smoker. Of course, I didn't really consider myself a smoker until about a year ago, when I bought the shop and escalated to a pack a day. I started because I was in love with a smoker, and because I wanted to "get dead all cool." I m...

September 17, 2019


The short and short of it is if I didn't have so many other GREAT qualities, I might have some patience. But, because I'm slammed with other nice things, I lack it. I lack it so hard. Here I am, mourning my ability to wait while I panic about the shop. We've discussed...

July 29, 2019


Today I'm writing you from Boston. A little over a year ago, I was here making bank accounts for the shop and figuring out basic accounting software. I remember calling my friend Joe from Darwin's and having him walk me through Quickbooks. What a big HA! Time is such a...

July 13, 2019


Aesthetic. It’s a buzz word of today’s strange visibility issue. We curate aesthetic by grouping objects together, throwing ourselves into the context, and posting on social media. A double-edged sword if I ever saw one. We’re making it easy for people to “see” us, to...

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Vulgar, bike riding, record slinging, book reading poet with a passion for pool and the Midwest. 

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